Real Estate Humour

by Rosalin Smith Carr

These are quotes from actual letters sent by tenants to their landlord.

“I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is falling away from the wall.”
“In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.”
“This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.”
“The toilet seat is cracked. Where do I stand?”
“I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.”